What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize