my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think people are normalizing furries
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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