she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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