I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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