Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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