I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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