i think my mom watched the whole time
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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