Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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