haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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