Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I think i got beer on your cat.
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