Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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