I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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