i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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