what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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