put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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