I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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