no. you can't hotbox the world.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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