But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I need to align my fucking chakras
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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