That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Randomize
