my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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