pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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