I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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