this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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