Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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