On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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