i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
