THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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