whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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