can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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