im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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