But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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