And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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