I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
