Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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