I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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