I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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