And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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