I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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