hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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