dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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