Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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