hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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