Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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