Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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