This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We’re leaving where are you
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