Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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