So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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