Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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