the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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