Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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