who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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