: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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