just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
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I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
third nipple confirmed
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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